Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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