Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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