...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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