They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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