In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Edward fifth and chaser hands
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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