remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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