What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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