Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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