I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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