I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
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its like you know when i get waxed
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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