at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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