All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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