Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
i think im in europe. pls send help
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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