Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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