Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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