at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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