But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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