Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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