Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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