We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
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