Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Blood and glitter go together right?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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