rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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