I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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