She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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