aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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