I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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