you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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