what if I'm pregnant?
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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