Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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