He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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