You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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