windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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