what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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