in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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