Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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