I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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