office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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