I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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