There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
the day after is always just damage control
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Randomize
