That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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