Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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