Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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