In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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