bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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