This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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