The brown eye won't let me do that either.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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