Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
