if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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