I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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