do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
He passed out mid-signature
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
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