erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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