AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
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