yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
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