I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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