Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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