so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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